January 2012
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Am I the only one who hates dirty talk?
A little is fine. But don’t expect me to extol the virtues of your throbbing cock for longer than a phrase or two, or I’ll start to sound sarcastic.
Anyone else?
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Pauline Baynes Narnia Tattoo considerations
A:
and B:
Undecided on location. But it’ll be my first tattoo, and Narnia is very dear to my heart. My first copy was a nice all-in-one edition with the color illustrations by Pauline Baynes.
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My Dazzling Journey through the Wizarding World of...
Ran 16 honorable miles of the Disney Marathon (no training other than a half-marathon in April and a 5k in August), which was of far less consequence than going to HARRY FUCKING POTTER WORLD the next day.
My first glimpse of the castle:
And then closer up…[insert Hedwig’s theme]:
I pass the castle and enter Hogsmeade:
and am reminded to keep my magic-wielding in check:
I...
To those of you who have read The Help?
I just finished reading it. Will I like the movie? Emma Stone isn’t who I would picture as Skeeter.
PS You should definitely read this book.
So I guess I'm running the Disney marathon on...
I only need to maintain, I believe, an 18 minute pace to finish before they close it up? I think I can swing that. Got my Buzz Lightyear shirt ready to rock.
Needless to say my dad is taking this a bit more seriously. I unabashedly admit I’m a little more stoked about going to Harry Potter World the day after.
BUTTERBEEEEER WANDS HONEYDUKES HOGWARTS OMGOMG
Anonymous asked: hi can i look like you please ok thanks
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Things I accomplished today, 1/4
Woke up early to go to the gym
Did an awesome round of leg exercises despite my unfamiliarity with a few of the machines (new gym)
Did a seriously sweat-inducing interval session on the stationary bike
Stretched for a good 20 minutes post-workout
Consumed 113 grams of protein
Prepared and devoured a delectable and nutritious breakfast, lunch, and afternoon snack
Might try making a list like...
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Are you a bookaholic?
healthybuddha:
Then join Fit Intelligence, the Fitblr Book Club where sexy meets smart! Multiple books are on our monthly reading list, so you’ll always be able to find at least one novel that appeals to you! Join today!
So cool!
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Everything is going wonderfully.
I’ve been getting a sane number of hours at my job (about 40/week) so I have time to work out and do yoga just about every day. I can even sleep! And read! It’s amazing.
Today I went to the gym (joining a storm of resolutioners…) and did core stuff. Back, abs, and butt. I wasn’t in the mood to do a personal training session, to the dismay of my trainer. Some days I...
Hahahahahaha.
My personal trainer has worked with Justin Bieber and told me my bodyfat percentage is lower than his.
Fitter than the Biebz! Guess I can quit now.
December 2011
9 posts
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So I talked to my bosses...
And they agreed to give me a total of no more than 40-45 hours per week! Hellooooo free time. I’m going to get a gym membership and have time to make my own food and everything. I’m absolutely stoked.
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I feel good about today.
I had a good breakfast (greek yogurt with pomegranate seeds and a clementine) and took my own lunch to work (tuna, edamame, and another clementine). Dinner could have been better, but oh well.
Still need to work on working out more. 80 hour work week makes it rough.
Sorry I've been absent.
Blog overhaul. Healthy refocus. Cracking down in order to kick maximum ass.
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Anonymous asked: How old is your professor boyfriend?
Anonymous asked: you're dating your ex professor! omg what's it like!
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Why dating my former professor is awesome:
(Text conversation)
Him: Meet me in my office at 11:00 tomorrow. We need to discuss your grade. Me: I hope I’m not in too much trouble… Him: We may have to explore extra credit options.
Me:
Taking next semester off of school, but attending...
When I’m not working and have time/feel like it, I’m going to sit for:
Stellar & Galactic Astronomy
Survey of Art
Existentialism
Archaeology & Prehistory
American Film History
World Literature
British Literature
Policing & Individual Rights
It’s the nerd in me. I’d sit for a few more interesting ones, but they’re too small to conceal me amongst...
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November 2011
32 posts
“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska
Happiness would be a life filled with taking long...
Beyond having food and shelter, I’m really not that “ambitious” in the capitalistic sense.
I want to love someone who loves me as much as I...
That’s all. We don’t even have to live happily ever after…I think just experiencing deep mutual fondness would be bliss.
Revamping my routine.
I like repeating meals for simplicity’s sake, so my day will consist primarily of:
Breakfast
0% Greek yogurt with pomegranate seeds
Eggs with hot sauce
Soy or almond milk
Lunch
Salmon
Red bell peppers with hummus dip
Almonds
Dinner
Broccoli & mushroom stir-fry
Spinach salad with balsamic & olive oil
Soybeans
For exercise, I’m aiming to do yoga 3 days/week, focused...
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I think if I liked myself more, I'd be a whole lot...
Going to work much harder on being the kind of person I like.
Anonymous asked: as someone who was in a similar position and didn't go for it, i suggest you go for it!
Lost 6 pounds in the last two weeks.
Finally doing right by my eating habits, and I can definitely see and feel a change in my body. Now I just need to work in more exercise.
Anonymous asked: ... that's fucking weird.
Oh dear...
I’m in great danger of falling hard for a man who, besides being my professor, is four years shy of being three times my age. I know it’s a terrible idea. But hearing him say “You are stunningly beautiful” and “I already miss the way your hair smells” is such a pleasant change from “Hot damn girl I wanna smack that ass again.” Call me a romantic.
Order of thoughts after having sent a text you...
2 seconds later: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 10 seconds later: Okay, just going to focus on my breathing until he responds. 30 seconds later: I totally could have responded by now. 1 minute later: Maybe he’s busy doing something else. Normal wait time. 2 minutes later: Did he get it? But re-sending would seem annoying. 3 minutes later: He hates me. I should never have sent that. Damn...
Last night he looked over me lying naked on his...
I’d like to be able to say the same to myself in the mirror.
I finally successfully seduced my professor....
But I forgot to wear these:
Oh well followers, next time.
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Fighting Discouragement: The Messy Garage Diet
Many of us, myself included, tend to have an all-or-nothing attitude when it comes to eating right and working out. You begin the day with the best of intentions. “I’m going to do an hour at the gym and eat 1,203 low-carb high-protein calories and then do an hour of yoga later.” You eat your one and a half egg whites for breakfast, and surprise! Mom brings home donuts....
So after much research, I think I've decided on...
There’s a solid-looking EMT training program between Boulder and Denver, so I’ll probably look for a place around there. Also, Denver has the two companies for which I’m currently working, so hopefully I’ll be able to transfer easily. I’m thinking about just working full-time and saving money for school until I’m considered a resident for tuition purposes.
I...